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Monday, November 23rd, 2009
5:50 pm

ironmysandwich
Haven't used this community in a while...



Dear woman in the "Knit Shop" yellow VW bug,

Thank you for informing me that I "need to use [my] signals" while riding my bike. But considering I was going from a one lane no passing zone to a "left lane must turn left" lane and then making that left turn, I thought it was more important to use my hand to brake than to signal to you my intent to make the turn that the laws of traffic require I make. And in any case, your attempt to pass me against a double yellow line is much more reckless than my lack of signal, and quite reprehensible, especially considering your use of a company vehicle. In any case, I will concede that I should use my signals, but you, lady, need to use your brain.

Love, Kit

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Tuesday, September 11th, 2007
4:20 pm

ironmysandwich
Local public schools let annoying bitches drive big yellow vehicles of loseCollapse )

current mood: pissed off

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Wednesday, February 7th, 2007
10:30 pm - On The Red Socks

resident_raptor
So what's with this new urge to move to Boston eh? That's simply not normal. 

I mean, my last experience with Boston involved Ryan and I marching down the street in Yankees jerseys during a Boston Red Socks pride parade. 

Basically, we're not welcomed back.

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9:10 pm - Such A Clever Ass Am I..

resident_raptor
My friends Tom and Matts' dorm room (in my dorm building) burnt down this morning.

As a result I've been doing alot of, probably inappropriate, joking with them.

For instance Thomas is now 'The Human Torch' in my cell phone contacts.

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5:56 pm
eighty Sorry this has been so dead, all. Guess I haven't been angry enough for a while haha. Plus I actually told someone off the other day I didn't even need this! SEEE THIS COMMUNITY GAVE ME THE STRENGTH.

Keep postin' guys.

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Saturday, September 23rd, 2006
7:28 pm
eighty Aw and I bet she's as smart and pretty as you are.
Which is to say, not at all.

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Monday, July 3rd, 2006
5:15 pm - Retortalicious

deputay_jane
I am a first-time poster here so please delete this if it appears stupid to you.
My sister recently returned from China and she is staying here until she leaves for grad school. We have been sharing the same bathroom and I didn't give it a second thought (that means same handtowel, same soap to wash, same toilet)
Yesterday she tells me she needs to go to the doctor because she "has something".
Me: "What do you mean you 'have something'?!"
Her: "Well I just need to go back to the Dr. again because I've been extremely sick, so they ran some tests and I probably got something."
Me: "Like Dysentery??"
Her: "Yeah probably. Hard to say."
Me: "You could have told me, we've been using the same bathroom for a week."
Her: *not caring* "Oh I sprayed some Lysol this morning."
At this point, I said something along the lines of "Lysol is not that effective especially after a week."
But I wish I WOULD have said "Yeah, I spray Lysol about once a day in there, too, since I got chlamydia." Perhaps I might have added something like "But don't worry, I'm not having an outbreak now so it's not contagious."

This is especially funny because I don't have chlamydia... just in case that threw anyone off.

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Sunday, June 25th, 2006
3:31 am
eighty You know each and every person here? God, you must be clairvoyant or a genius or a total busybody. And by the way, justifying your shitty blanket statements and your foul attitude with "I'm just an asshole" isn't actually a valid disclaimer. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

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Thursday, May 4th, 2006
1:08 pm
eighty You're not a creature of habit. You're a silly child who thinks he's unique and complicated when, in actuality, he's naiive and afraid.

But you know what? I forgive you. I forgive you because I still care about what happens to you--despite all the shitty things you did and said to me. I don't think you intended to do what you did. I hope you some day find peace with yourself and your past, and realize that life is only as complicated as you make it.

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